Forest
Two men went deep into the Dutch Forest: one, a small, meek man; the other, a monster. They walked for days, until, out of food, they got desperate. The monster murdered the meek man, and ate him for dinner! He left no remains, whatsoever, and was seen by no one. On his return to civilisation he told no one. Who was the murdering, cannibalistic monster?
Answer
Me. If there were no remains, no one saw it, and the person who did it told no one, then it must have been me, or I wouldent know about it.