What Song?
A poor man makes a bet with a rich man. He says he knows every song in the world, and bets all the money in the rich mans wallet (quite a lot of money) that he can sing a real song with the name of a ladys name of his choice in it. The rich man says "Ok, how about my wife, Johanna Armstrong Van McMiller." The poor man goes home rich, and the rich man goes home poor. What song did the man sing?
Answer
Happy Birthday!